What is the definition of Bedrooms Infection?

A 'bedrooms infection' is like a personal, unwelcome guest who thinks the bedroom is their personal playroom and wants to crash every night. It's that pesky, tiny, unsightly, and relentlessly annoying bug or germ that makes you feel like you're living in a creepy, squashed-out sleepover with your roommate's uncle.

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Now, here's a darkly comedic example: "After hours of frantically vacuuming, I thought the bedrooms infection had left its mark – but it turned out my neighbor's cat had just left a furry, hairball-spewing bedroll in my closet."